for the sky is hollow & the earth is round

girlblocker:

fun game! mutuals what would you do with $250 000 that wasn’t paying a ticket to get in a giant tin can to see an underwater mass grave?

i have been on this planet for full thirty turns around the sun, and yet it never dawned on me that a solution to the brutal, days-long reflux and heartache god has plagued me with may just be seventh grader chemistry.

cinema-gifs:

I’m never gonna go through puberty.
Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

taikoturtle:

It’s me, Anastasia

publiusmaximum:

badshah-cornelius:

buu-black:

macdicilla:

eisbecherovka:

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

#i’ve been in a coma since 1914#i can’t wait to see my favorite modern empire (via elucubrare)

@badshah-cornelius

moki-dokie:

tikkety-tok:

The devil works hard but that zipper working harder 😂🤩

It is a scientific fact that dresses make everyone look fine as fuck

opening the show with Austria’s Pope Poe Poe Poe Edgar Allan is a booold move

luffik:

maggiefromspace:

lynati:

mopeylopey1:

queerkittyy:

rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2:

motivatedslacker:

ainawgsd:

Owls are masters of disguise, blending seamlessly into their surroundings. 

These trees appear to be judging me.

There’s no owl in that 6th pic

sneaky

a process of events

and there’s two in the fourth image.

THERE’S TWO IN THE FOURTH IMAGE

omg there’s two in the fourth image

jvlianbashir:

jvlianbashir:

there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked

winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function

to-come-alive:

Bonus:

Sanem’s allergy to “polen” - 2/2